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Everyone Loves A Massive Face, Right? Ron Mueck Sure Does…
I could have tried to fit a joke in about giving head but I’ve got a headache. I’ve just been staring at the amazing hyperreal drawings of Diego Fazio – as featured on Sick Chirpse last year – for...
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Peruvian Shaman Hides US Teen After He Dies Taking Ayahuasca
Plenty of people aren’t satisfied with a handful of sweaty, maggot infested shrooms at a stupid ’boutique’ festival, or a couple of blotters of hideously weak ‘party’ acid (or ‘shit rip off acid’ as...
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So You Think You’re A Thug?
Or, more likely, you probably don’t but someone might have called you ‘thug’ after you were seen setting fire to a bin or rough housing with your mates outside the kebab shop or jumping the queue in...
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The World’s Worst Wanger
I don’t know about you but I’ve always found the word ‘wanger’ funny. Not shit grippingly funny, more kind of worthy of a sneaky chuckle. “Huh huh…. Wanger…” That kind of funny. Anyway, one wanger...
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Syrian Rebels, Killing, And The DIY Ethic
I’m one of those blokes who likes to think that he can turn his hand to most things. Something come loose? I’ll get my toolbox and tighten the offending article right up. I often make useless crap for...
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We Explain Why Your Film Choices Suck
There’s a film that came out late last year called Pusher that some of you may have seen, or may be thinking of seeing. It’s got a lot of Wham! Bam! stars in it, and the adverts are all dead Shazaam!...
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“We humbly reintroduce psychedelics back into the cultural dialogue” – Joe Rogan, comedian, psychonaut, and hype man in The Spirit Molecule. DMT, or Dimethyltryptamine to give it the name that, let’s...
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In Space No One Can Hear You Poop
Ok, so a lot of kids dream of being an astronaut when they grow up. The glamour of space travel, the funky glass hat shit and tubes and shit… FLOATING. IN THE FUCKING AIR. And like most every other...
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Hitler, Gangnam Style
Somewhere, in a land far far away, there’s a large, overly warm warehouse populated by socially awkward nerdbots, scouring the web with autistic obsession, mining it for the magic ingredients required...
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Walking Dead South Park. Obviously.
Like ten pints of mild and half a dozen pickled eggs, some things were just meant to go together. You don’t like pickled eggs? Go crack open the sun dried tomatoes, then, you great bumflap… Next...
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Chinese Facekinis Are Down Right Stupid
I love a good bit of irony. Fake tan sales in the UK in 2012 were reportedly as high as £100 million, yet over the ocean in Jamaica women are sluggin it out over skin bleaching cream. Skin bleaching is...
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The Extremely Worrying Yet Really Cool World Of Non-Lethal Weapons
We’re all down with the fact that killing people is generally a bad thing, right? And that doubly goes for our brave police force who, although they occasionally fuck up and kill people, by the by...
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